Fat-head, Fat-head, Roly-Poly Fat-head!

I remember a time in your fairly recent past when you were fat--I mean like sustains-its-own-gravitational-pull type fat (see here). And, to your credit, you lost a good bit of it (with a little pharmaceutical assistance, to be sure)... That's to be applauded. Unfortunately, you weren't able to lose the fat in the one area that it matters most: your head.

Come on. Let's fight.