New Intro, Same Old Gall
Heard a new bump on your show the other day. The silky-voiced announcer guy called you "a real man"--I almost did a spit take on the spot, but restrained myself so as not to waste any of my fine Jack Daniels whisky. "A real man"--are you kidding me? You know where everyone's mind is going to jump to once they hear that, right? That little incident with the Little Blue Pills? Come on, guy! It's waaaay too soon.
Seriously, though: you need to step up. If you do indeed fancy yourself a man (heh...that can be read a couple of ways...), then you need to defend your honor. Fight?
posted by iLLiaC @ 7:59 AM
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