Wednesday, March 29, 2006

A Demographic Study...

After listening extensively to the commercial spots in between your fetid belchings, I've discovered some telling insights into your audience profile (and, by extension, I can only assume these things apply to you as well). Apparently, your listeners:

  • suffer from hemorrhoids, constipation, and other ailments that indicate a general full-of-shit-ness
  • have a fitful, difficult time sleeping at night (no doubt from a guilt-laden conscience)
  • possess an odd predilection for steel buildings (building their own militia compounds, no doubt)
If I can't get a response after all these attempts to bait you directly, then perhaps I can go after your peeps.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

I've Got no Love for You, Rush...

...and neither does Baltimore, apparently. You loser. Fight?

Sunday, March 05, 2006

HAHAHAHA!!!!

I wonder what Pat Sajack's reaction was after you finished subbing for him on his ill-fated talk show? Heh heh heh...loser.