A Demographic Study...

After listening extensively to the commercial spots in between your fetid belchings, I've discovered some telling insights into your audience profile (and, by extension, I can only assume these things apply to you as well). Apparently, your listeners:

• suffer from hemorrhoids, constipation, and other ailments that indicate a general full-of-shit-ness
• have a fitful, difficult time sleeping at night (no doubt from a guilt-laden conscience)
• possess an odd predilection for steel buildings (building their own militia compounds, no doubt)

If I can't get a response after all these attempts to bait you directly, then perhaps I can go after your peeps.