Why So Quiet, Oh Great Maja-Rushie?

I couldn't help but notice that you have been absent all this week from your regular hosting duties. I can only assume that the fighting challenges I have issued to you recently have caused you such distress as to render you mute. I wish you a speedy recovery, as part of the satisfaction of whipping you in a street fight involves hearing you plead like a wee teary-eyed bodkin for the beatings to stop.