A Manly Man's Soundtrack?

Egads! I had blocked it from my mind for nearly a year, but you've reminded me yet again that one of your favoritest musical ensembles is...Mannheim Steamroller?!? For that alone, you deserve a royal, lace-collared ass-kicking. Me? When I get in that festive holiday mood, I crank up Papa James Brown's "Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto"--that song's got soul, and it's super-bad. Like me. When I'm handing out severe punishment to limp dishcloths like you.