What Human Effluvium Is YOUR Favorite Talk-Radio Host?

A new game: If a talk-radio host were a waste by-product of human existence, what sort would he/she be? I'll start (no comment necessary, as these pairings should be self-evident to even the most casual observer).

Rush Limbaugh--tumor
Michael Savage-- scab
Sean Hannity--turd
Dr. Laura--dandruff
Glen Beck--loogie
Bill O'Reilly--syphillitic seepage

Now you try. Feedback/additions/corrections are most welcome.